100) A New Century

3:45 in the morning, January 1st, 2000.  

(yawn, stretch, roll out of bed, go pee…)

Well, it’s the dawn of a new century!  Actually, a new millennium!  Well…I guess it isn’t really, until Jan 1st, 2001, but hey, nobody really cares about that. Anyway, whoa, that’s pretty cool. This sure feels like a unique, maybe even transformative, moment in history.

(sit down on the floor, lean against the couch, pack a bowl….)

(Blurble blurble blurble.  Exhaaaaaale….)

Ahhhh….